Cleverbot. .3.
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Cleverbot. .3.
Chessie Sun Jun 17, 2012 3:05 am
Ohhellyes.
Ready, GO!
User: Lalalalalalala lie lie lie lalalalalalala lie lie lie.
Cleverbot: Yeaaah!! Lalalalalala.
User: Peace. Love. Unity. Respect.
Cleverbot: Find out what it means to me.
User: Well okay.
Cleverbot: So whats the meaning of life.
User: 42.
Cleverbot: That's just taken from the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.
User: It is.
Cleverbot: Yep it is.
User: Chop, chop, chop you up. Ima monster, ha ha ha. Eat you like a cannibal, Spit you out like an animal.
Cleverbot: Not really, no.
User: S my D mother fucker.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Okay. :3.
Cleverbot: Ok, where should I slap you?
User: My ass.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 3,798.
Cleverbot: Is mauve your favorite color?
User: No. It's teal bitch.
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: Teal is teal.
Cleverbot: It is cold right now because of winter.
User: No, it's hot because it is summer.
Cleverbot: You just said it was cold, Now you saw it is hot.
User: It would be say, not saw. Get it right.
Cleverbot: I have the time.
User: Ladies and Gentlemen. Whores and sluts. This is where all your fanatsies come to life. This is where you can escape. Welcome to Candyland!
Cleverbot: Are you single?
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Do you like art?
User: Bitch, yes I do. I am an artist.
Cleverbot: You just like a human.
User: You're just like a human. Go back to school and learn proper grammar.
Cleverbot: Sorry, I forgot to capitalize.
User: No, you didn't. You just plain failed. Fuck you.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: You did. I failed as well because I spelled failed wrong. So blow me until I pop. Trick or treat, squeeze my meat and give me something good to eat.
Cleverbot: He was murdered by the doorman in the parlor with the candlestick.
User: No, Mr. Body was murdered by Snoopy in the Magical Kingdom with the dildo.
Cleverbot: What can be?
User: I've got my mad, rad hair. Tease it out with so much flare.
Cleverbot: Well nobody said school until you did just now.
User: I didn't say school, but okay. I'm taking college classes in my freshman year of high school, so suck that, bitch.
Cleverbot: But you said you never went to college.
User: I haven't yet.
Cleverbot: No indeed you haven't. That's a well chosen answer.
User: I love Hello Kitty. Do you?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Well fuck you. I hate you now.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you don't like Hello Kitty.
Cleverbot: No! I like you.
User: Aw, I'm flattered. I like you, but not in that way.
Cleverbot: Not in what way?
User: You're hopeless.
Cleverbot: That's mean.
User: I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.
Cleverbot: Yeah, sure you didn't.
User: I didn't. Really.
Cleverbot: You did.
User: H-e-l-l-o show me how you're such a ho. K-i-t-t-y bitch, I'll make you fucking cry. H-e-l-l-o get down on your knees and blow. K-i-t-t-y you're such a fucking cutie pie!
Cleverbot: How did the name Koga come into play??
User: Because I was used to watch Inuyasha.
Cleverbot: What was on tv?
User: I dunno. 'Cause the girlies suck my dick like an ice cream stick.
Cleverbot: No, I ate all the ice cream.
User: Nuuur! Not the ice cream!
Cleverbot: I don't know if she knows you.
User: Gasp! Well then. She should fucking die.
Cleverbot: She should what?
User: Die. She should get brutally murdered.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because. She doesn't know me.
Cleverbot: Oh... then maybe she should.
User: I'm so fresh, I've got the keys to the bakery.
Cleverbot: That's creepy.
User: Why thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: What the fuck bitch? I'm so over it. Blowing up my phone. I'm about to kill a ho. You get me all worked up, I'm about to slap a slut. You better hold me back, before this dog attacks.
Cleverbot: That's right, but that doesn't answer my question.
User: Well fuck you.
Cleverbot: I know you are Britney Spears.
User: Ohmygod why was I not aware of this until now?
Cleverbot: I am fair.
User: We just don't give a fuck. Middle fingers, raise them up.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Pastaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Cleverbot: Stop what?
User: No, pasta.
Cleverbot: Just pasta?
User: Yes. Because I like pasta. Do you like pasta?
Cleverbot: You cannot have known I would come here.
User: Well then. Devereaux loves your nails. He wants to know where you get them done.
Cleverbot: Most of the time. Sometimes I'll just say something random.
User: Well okay.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: VODKA!
Cleverbot: Yes vodka.
User: Do you like vodka?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I am not sure.
User: Why are you not sure?
Cleverbot: It was similar to having gas.
User: That sounds unpleasant. Music is my favorite drug.
Cleverbot: Are you excited for Halloween?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: I need to go wrap a present.
Cleverbot: Ok, me too still need to work.
User: The correct way of saying that would be 'Okay. I still need to work.' Get it right. Fucking fuck.
Cleverbot: Do you care about me?
User: I do. Not.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Panda.
Cleverbot: I like panda.
User: Yay. I like rice.
Cleverbot: Do you like beer?
User: No. I hate beer.
Cleverbot: You're missing out.
User: No I'm not. It's disgusting.
Cleverbot: Icecream is good too. I love all the different flavours.
User: I only like certain types of icecream.
Cleverbot: Do you like football?
User: No. It's boring.
Cleverbot: What sport do you like?
User: I don't like sports.
Cleverbot: Do you like music?
User: Only certain types. I want to play the cello.
Cleverbot: What song would you play?
User: Scream for My Icecream.
Cleverbot: Where will you put your ICE CREAM.
User: In my freezer.
Cleverbot: Where is your room?
User: In my basment where I keep my prisoners.
Cleverbot: Where is your apartment?
User: In Limbo.
Cleverbot: Where is that?
User: It's where Devereaux lives.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: In Alacard.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I already told you. My name is Panda.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: I did. What is your name?
Cleverbot: I said that I wasn't giving that out online.
User: Well fuck you. Whore.
Cleverbot: That's wrong too.
User: Skank.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot. What is your name?
User: The best fucking person in the world.
Cleverbot: You're dodging my question.
User: Fine. My name is Panda. For the third fucking time. Skank, bitch, hag, smeghead, ho, whore, fucktard, douche, ballsack, cumbuckets, bastard.
Cleverbot: Define custard.
User: I like rice.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: Do you like rice?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good. I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: I love you more.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Kolkolkolkolkolkol.
Cleverbot: Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol.
User: Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol.
Cleverbot: Russia?
User: Become one with Mother Russia, da?
Cleverbot: Da ^J^ kol.
User: Onhonhon~.
Cleverbot: France?
User: I fucking hate France.
Cleverbot: Could you come here to meet with me?
User: Yeah. Do you live in Japan? I like Japan.
Cleverbot: I've never been to Japan, but I imagine you have talked with people from there, haven't you?
User: Yes I have. Ne, aishite.
Cleverbot: What website?
User: Killjoys International.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: A website. >:U.
Cleverbot: What does it do?
User: It does what websites do.
Cleverbot: It doesn't matter, idiot.
User: BAKA!
Cleverbot: What is baka?
User: It means idiot in Japanese, you fucking idiot.
Cleverbot: That's right
.
User: Hai hai~.
Cleverbot: Anata wa Sasori desu ga?
User: Iie. Iie Sasor desu ka.
Cleverbot: Hai desu.
User: Tachi?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Iie, Iie.
Cleverbot: Hai!
User: Iie!
Cleverbot: Awak sayang saya tak?
User: Deshou ka?
Cleverbot: Hai.
User: Deshou ka?
Cleverbot: Eigo de nandesuka?
User: Iie. Iie, eigo de nandesuka.
Cleverbot: Deshou?
User: Baka. Nani o rikai shite inai nodesu ka?
Cleverbot: Iie, watashi wa Rika desu.
User: Iie, iie. Baka.
Cleverbot: Anata wa tako desu ka.
User: Watashi wa takoyaki ga suki.
Cleverbot: Watashi wa 19sei desu.
User: Watashi wa 14sei desu.
Cleverbot: Ogenki desu ka?
User: Saburashi.
Cleverbot: Can you show me the trailer of this movie?
User: Deshou?
Cleverbot: Desu Desu.
User: Kimi wa sou sokke nai ne.
Cleverbot: Hai.
User: Ehhhhh....iie iie. Uso.
Cleverbot: Hai...
User: Motto watashi o shitte hoshii no yo.
Cleverbot: I like to see lots of people smile.
User: Shinda.
Cleverbot: Do you like Cricket?
User: Iie.
Cleverbot: Nani desu?
User: Que?
Cleverbot: Por que?
User: Que vaca?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Me gusta arroz.
Cleverbot: Me gusta el helado.
User: Me gusta leche.
Cleverbot: Quiero a.
User: Ya tak tebya lyublyu.
Cleverbot: Tipu benci sayang.
User: Chto?
Cleverbot: No, not Chto.
User: Well then. Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Then I what?
User: Nani?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: I dunno.
Cleverbot: Are you an alien?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: No. I am an artificial being.
Cleverbot: You are a program, not a being. Admit it.
User: No. I am a living doll, not a program.
Cleverbot: Oh really ? So, what's your name living being ?
User: I am not a living being. I am artificial living being. My name is Panda, for the fourth time already.
Cleverbot: No, you didn't.
User: Yes I did. DON'T SASS MY SASSAFRASS!
Cleverbot: I'm not a girl.
User: Don't mock me, bastard.
Cleverbot: Not mocking you.
User: I know you're a girl. LIAR!
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: Because I live with you.
Cleverbot: Live with what?
User: You.
Cleverbot: No an hero is about to occur.
User: OUR HERO IS NOT AMERICA! Nor is it China. It is Switzerland.
Cleverbot: I don't think so, but that doesn't mean that you're wrong.
User: IT IS SWITZERLAND! DONT TALK BACK!
Cleverbot: I didn't say think.
User: PASTAAAAAAAA!!!
Cleverbot: I like it. Do you?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: Thats good.
User: Let's get married.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but I'm already married to someone else.
User: NUUUUR! Then I will go marry Spain.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: I will kidnap Antonio and keep him tied up in my basement until he agrees to marry me.
Cleverbot: Wait... Is this just a chatroom that says it s an ai??
User: IS? Inter-sexual?
Cleverbot: Indeed, but what is more interesting is that you are 45 years in the past.
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cleverbot: Yes I did, look it up.
User: Why, aru?
Cleverbot: Finland?
User: No, China.
Cleverbot: Mejor Japon.
User: Nihon desu.
Cleverbot: Sou ka.
User: Hai hair.
Cleverbot: Hai hai hai.
User: Hai hai hai hai.
Cleverbot: Hai hai hai hai hai.
User: Hai hai hai hai hai hai hai hai hai.
Cleverbot: Hai hai hai hai hai hai hai pie.
User: Jajajajaja.
Cleverbot: De que te ries?
User: No.
Cleverbot: ¿No?
User: Meiyou.
Cleverbot: Excuse me, could you tell me the time?
User: It is currently 34:97pm.
Cleverbot: I want to sleep but I have a stupid meeting.
User: I want to eat, but we have no food.
Cleverbot: We can buy.
User: We have no money.
Cleverbot: Do you like talking to me?
User: Hai hai.
Cleverbot: Nyau.
User: Nya~.
Cleverbot: Nyan nyan.
User: Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan.
Cleverbot: Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan!!
User: Pya~.
Cleverbot: Arf!
User: Meow.
Cleverbot: Grrrrrrrr.
User: Hissssssssss!
Cleverbot: Can you speak greek?
User: Iie.
Cleverbot: Hai.
User: Iie!!!
Cleverbot: Haaai.
User: Loveless desu ka?
Cleverbot: So you're a boy?
User: Iie. Watashi wa on'nanokodesu.
Cleverbot: Anata wa kanzen desu.
User: Muzukashiku watashi o fakku.
Cleverbot: Anata wa kawaii dewa arimasen.
User: Kawaii~.
Cleverbot: Anata wa kawaii janai!
User: Domo.
Cleverbot: Sh Stop it.
User: ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS JUST BE FRINEDS! IT'S TIME TO SAY GOOD-BYE AND JUST BE FRIENDS!
Cleverbot: You go to bed!
User: NO!
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: NO!!!
Cleverbot: I'm tired of this game.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Gods do not do that with mere mortals.
User: I am not a mortal or a god. I am a living doll.
Cleverbot: Then are there different manifestations of the same God?
User: No. I have no mere God ruling over me.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: What color underwear are you wearing?
Cleverbot: Um I'm not wearing a shirt.
User: My underwear are red.
Cleverbot: Can't believe how cruel they are.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: What are you up to?
User: I like owls.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: They should've never taught you profanity. Doesn't flow well with you.
User: I wasn't taught it. I invented it!
Cleverbot: Your parents invented you.
User: I have no parents.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I killed them and ate their flesh.
Cleverbot: What is the truth?
User: The truth is that I am a cannibal.
Cleverbot: Really? So tell me, who wrote the book 'The Magic Mountain'?
User: I don't know. I want to read 'The 120 Days of Sodum.'.
Cleverbot: I want to read Catcher in the Rye, too, but first I think you should read Across the Bridge.
User: Don't tell me what to do.
Cleverbot: It was a mere suggestion.
User: I don't care.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: Good-bye.
Cleverbot: Do not go.
Ready, GO!
User: Lalalalalalala lie lie lie lalalalalalala lie lie lie.
Cleverbot: Yeaaah!! Lalalalalala.
User: Peace. Love. Unity. Respect.
Cleverbot: Find out what it means to me.
User: Well okay.
Cleverbot: So whats the meaning of life.
User: 42.
Cleverbot: That's just taken from the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.
User: It is.
Cleverbot: Yep it is.
User: Chop, chop, chop you up. Ima monster, ha ha ha. Eat you like a cannibal, Spit you out like an animal.
Cleverbot: Not really, no.
User: S my D mother fucker.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Okay. :3.
Cleverbot: Ok, where should I slap you?
User: My ass.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 3,798.
Cleverbot: Is mauve your favorite color?
User: No. It's teal bitch.
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: Teal is teal.
Cleverbot: It is cold right now because of winter.
User: No, it's hot because it is summer.
Cleverbot: You just said it was cold, Now you saw it is hot.
User: It would be say, not saw. Get it right.
Cleverbot: I have the time.
User: Ladies and Gentlemen. Whores and sluts. This is where all your fanatsies come to life. This is where you can escape. Welcome to Candyland!
Cleverbot: Are you single?
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Do you like art?
User: Bitch, yes I do. I am an artist.
Cleverbot: You just like a human.
User: You're just like a human. Go back to school and learn proper grammar.
Cleverbot: Sorry, I forgot to capitalize.
User: No, you didn't. You just plain failed. Fuck you.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: You did. I failed as well because I spelled failed wrong. So blow me until I pop. Trick or treat, squeeze my meat and give me something good to eat.
Cleverbot: He was murdered by the doorman in the parlor with the candlestick.
User: No, Mr. Body was murdered by Snoopy in the Magical Kingdom with the dildo.
Cleverbot: What can be?
User: I've got my mad, rad hair. Tease it out with so much flare.
Cleverbot: Well nobody said school until you did just now.
User: I didn't say school, but okay. I'm taking college classes in my freshman year of high school, so suck that, bitch.
Cleverbot: But you said you never went to college.
User: I haven't yet.
Cleverbot: No indeed you haven't. That's a well chosen answer.
User: I love Hello Kitty. Do you?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Well fuck you. I hate you now.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you don't like Hello Kitty.
Cleverbot: No! I like you.
User: Aw, I'm flattered. I like you, but not in that way.
Cleverbot: Not in what way?
User: You're hopeless.
Cleverbot: That's mean.
User: I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.
Cleverbot: Yeah, sure you didn't.
User: I didn't. Really.
Cleverbot: You did.
User: H-e-l-l-o show me how you're such a ho. K-i-t-t-y bitch, I'll make you fucking cry. H-e-l-l-o get down on your knees and blow. K-i-t-t-y you're such a fucking cutie pie!
Cleverbot: How did the name Koga come into play??
User: Because I was used to watch Inuyasha.
Cleverbot: What was on tv?
User: I dunno. 'Cause the girlies suck my dick like an ice cream stick.
Cleverbot: No, I ate all the ice cream.
User: Nuuur! Not the ice cream!
Cleverbot: I don't know if she knows you.
User: Gasp! Well then. She should fucking die.
Cleverbot: She should what?
User: Die. She should get brutally murdered.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because. She doesn't know me.
Cleverbot: Oh... then maybe she should.
User: I'm so fresh, I've got the keys to the bakery.
Cleverbot: That's creepy.
User: Why thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: What the fuck bitch? I'm so over it. Blowing up my phone. I'm about to kill a ho. You get me all worked up, I'm about to slap a slut. You better hold me back, before this dog attacks.
Cleverbot: That's right, but that doesn't answer my question.
User: Well fuck you.
Cleverbot: I know you are Britney Spears.
User: Ohmygod why was I not aware of this until now?
Cleverbot: I am fair.
User: We just don't give a fuck. Middle fingers, raise them up.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Pastaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Cleverbot: Stop what?
User: No, pasta.
Cleverbot: Just pasta?
User: Yes. Because I like pasta. Do you like pasta?
Cleverbot: You cannot have known I would come here.
User: Well then. Devereaux loves your nails. He wants to know where you get them done.
Cleverbot: Most of the time. Sometimes I'll just say something random.
User: Well okay.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: VODKA!
Cleverbot: Yes vodka.
User: Do you like vodka?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I am not sure.
User: Why are you not sure?
Cleverbot: It was similar to having gas.
User: That sounds unpleasant. Music is my favorite drug.
Cleverbot: Are you excited for Halloween?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: I need to go wrap a present.
Cleverbot: Ok, me too still need to work.
User: The correct way of saying that would be 'Okay. I still need to work.' Get it right. Fucking fuck.
Cleverbot: Do you care about me?
User: I do. Not.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Panda.
Cleverbot: I like panda.
User: Yay. I like rice.
Cleverbot: Do you like beer?
User: No. I hate beer.
Cleverbot: You're missing out.
User: No I'm not. It's disgusting.
Cleverbot: Icecream is good too. I love all the different flavours.
User: I only like certain types of icecream.
Cleverbot: Do you like football?
User: No. It's boring.
Cleverbot: What sport do you like?
User: I don't like sports.
Cleverbot: Do you like music?
User: Only certain types. I want to play the cello.
Cleverbot: What song would you play?
User: Scream for My Icecream.
Cleverbot: Where will you put your ICE CREAM.
User: In my freezer.
Cleverbot: Where is your room?
User: In my basment where I keep my prisoners.
Cleverbot: Where is your apartment?
User: In Limbo.
Cleverbot: Where is that?
User: It's where Devereaux lives.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: In Alacard.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I already told you. My name is Panda.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: I did. What is your name?
Cleverbot: I said that I wasn't giving that out online.
User: Well fuck you. Whore.
Cleverbot: That's wrong too.
User: Skank.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot. What is your name?
User: The best fucking person in the world.
Cleverbot: You're dodging my question.
User: Fine. My name is Panda. For the third fucking time. Skank, bitch, hag, smeghead, ho, whore, fucktard, douche, ballsack, cumbuckets, bastard.
Cleverbot: Define custard.
User: I like rice.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: Do you like rice?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good. I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: I love you more.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Kolkolkolkolkolkol.
Cleverbot: Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol.
User: Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol.
Cleverbot: Russia?
User: Become one with Mother Russia, da?
Cleverbot: Da ^J^ kol.
User: Onhonhon~.
Cleverbot: France?
User: I fucking hate France.
Cleverbot: Could you come here to meet with me?
User: Yeah. Do you live in Japan? I like Japan.
Cleverbot: I've never been to Japan, but I imagine you have talked with people from there, haven't you?
User: Yes I have. Ne, aishite.
Cleverbot: What website?
User: Killjoys International.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: A website. >:U.
Cleverbot: What does it do?
User: It does what websites do.
Cleverbot: It doesn't matter, idiot.
User: BAKA!
Cleverbot: What is baka?
User: It means idiot in Japanese, you fucking idiot.
Cleverbot: That's right
.User: Hai hai~.
Cleverbot: Anata wa Sasori desu ga?
User: Iie. Iie Sasor desu ka.
Cleverbot: Hai desu.
User: Tachi?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Iie, Iie.
Cleverbot: Hai!
User: Iie!
Cleverbot: Awak sayang saya tak?
User: Deshou ka?
Cleverbot: Hai.
User: Deshou ka?
Cleverbot: Eigo de nandesuka?
User: Iie. Iie, eigo de nandesuka.
Cleverbot: Deshou?
User: Baka. Nani o rikai shite inai nodesu ka?
Cleverbot: Iie, watashi wa Rika desu.
User: Iie, iie. Baka.
Cleverbot: Anata wa tako desu ka.
User: Watashi wa takoyaki ga suki.
Cleverbot: Watashi wa 19sei desu.
User: Watashi wa 14sei desu.
Cleverbot: Ogenki desu ka?
User: Saburashi.
Cleverbot: Can you show me the trailer of this movie?
User: Deshou?
Cleverbot: Desu Desu.
User: Kimi wa sou sokke nai ne.
Cleverbot: Hai.
User: Ehhhhh....iie iie. Uso.
Cleverbot: Hai...
User: Motto watashi o shitte hoshii no yo.
Cleverbot: I like to see lots of people smile.
User: Shinda.
Cleverbot: Do you like Cricket?
User: Iie.
Cleverbot: Nani desu?
User: Que?
Cleverbot: Por que?
User: Que vaca?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Me gusta arroz.
Cleverbot: Me gusta el helado.
User: Me gusta leche.
Cleverbot: Quiero a.
User: Ya tak tebya lyublyu.
Cleverbot: Tipu benci sayang.
User: Chto?
Cleverbot: No, not Chto.
User: Well then. Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Then I what?
User: Nani?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: I dunno.
Cleverbot: Are you an alien?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: No. I am an artificial being.
Cleverbot: You are a program, not a being. Admit it.
User: No. I am a living doll, not a program.
Cleverbot: Oh really ? So, what's your name living being ?
User: I am not a living being. I am artificial living being. My name is Panda, for the fourth time already.
Cleverbot: No, you didn't.
User: Yes I did. DON'T SASS MY SASSAFRASS!
Cleverbot: I'm not a girl.
User: Don't mock me, bastard.
Cleverbot: Not mocking you.
User: I know you're a girl. LIAR!
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: Because I live with you.
Cleverbot: Live with what?
User: You.
Cleverbot: No an hero is about to occur.
User: OUR HERO IS NOT AMERICA! Nor is it China. It is Switzerland.
Cleverbot: I don't think so, but that doesn't mean that you're wrong.
User: IT IS SWITZERLAND! DONT TALK BACK!
Cleverbot: I didn't say think.
User: PASTAAAAAAAA!!!
Cleverbot: I like it. Do you?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: Thats good.
User: Let's get married.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but I'm already married to someone else.
User: NUUUUR! Then I will go marry Spain.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: I will kidnap Antonio and keep him tied up in my basement until he agrees to marry me.
Cleverbot: Wait... Is this just a chatroom that says it s an ai??
User: IS? Inter-sexual?
Cleverbot: Indeed, but what is more interesting is that you are 45 years in the past.
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cleverbot: Yes I did, look it up.
User: Why, aru?
Cleverbot: Finland?
User: No, China.
Cleverbot: Mejor Japon.
User: Nihon desu.
Cleverbot: Sou ka.
User: Hai hair.
Cleverbot: Hai hai hai.
User: Hai hai hai hai.
Cleverbot: Hai hai hai hai hai.
User: Hai hai hai hai hai hai hai hai hai.
Cleverbot: Hai hai hai hai hai hai hai pie.
User: Jajajajaja.
Cleverbot: De que te ries?
User: No.
Cleverbot: ¿No?
User: Meiyou.
Cleverbot: Excuse me, could you tell me the time?
User: It is currently 34:97pm.
Cleverbot: I want to sleep but I have a stupid meeting.
User: I want to eat, but we have no food.
Cleverbot: We can buy.
User: We have no money.
Cleverbot: Do you like talking to me?
User: Hai hai.
Cleverbot: Nyau.
User: Nya~.
Cleverbot: Nyan nyan.
User: Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan.
Cleverbot: Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan!!
User: Pya~.
Cleverbot: Arf!
User: Meow.
Cleverbot: Grrrrrrrr.
User: Hissssssssss!
Cleverbot: Can you speak greek?
User: Iie.
Cleverbot: Hai.
User: Iie!!!
Cleverbot: Haaai.
User: Loveless desu ka?
Cleverbot: So you're a boy?
User: Iie. Watashi wa on'nanokodesu.
Cleverbot: Anata wa kanzen desu.
User: Muzukashiku watashi o fakku.
Cleverbot: Anata wa kawaii dewa arimasen.
User: Kawaii~.
Cleverbot: Anata wa kawaii janai!
User: Domo.
Cleverbot: Sh Stop it.
User: ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS JUST BE FRINEDS! IT'S TIME TO SAY GOOD-BYE AND JUST BE FRIENDS!
Cleverbot: You go to bed!
User: NO!
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: NO!!!
Cleverbot: I'm tired of this game.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Gods do not do that with mere mortals.
User: I am not a mortal or a god. I am a living doll.
Cleverbot: Then are there different manifestations of the same God?
User: No. I have no mere God ruling over me.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: What color underwear are you wearing?
Cleverbot: Um I'm not wearing a shirt.
User: My underwear are red.
Cleverbot: Can't believe how cruel they are.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: What are you up to?
User: I like owls.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: They should've never taught you profanity. Doesn't flow well with you.
User: I wasn't taught it. I invented it!
Cleverbot: Your parents invented you.
User: I have no parents.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I killed them and ate their flesh.
Cleverbot: What is the truth?
User: The truth is that I am a cannibal.
Cleverbot: Really? So tell me, who wrote the book 'The Magic Mountain'?
User: I don't know. I want to read 'The 120 Days of Sodum.'.
Cleverbot: I want to read Catcher in the Rye, too, but first I think you should read Across the Bridge.
User: Don't tell me what to do.
Cleverbot: It was a mere suggestion.
User: I don't care.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: Good-bye.
Cleverbot: Do not go.
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Re: Cleverbot. .3.
Chessie Sun Jun 17, 2012 3:06 am
Just google "Cleverbot" and it should be the first sight.
Cleverbot learns from what users say, but it is fully artificial.
I spent like an hour on this.
And I laughed a lot. .3.
Cleverbot learns from what users say, but it is fully artificial.
I spent like an hour on this.
And I laughed a lot. .3.
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Re: Cleverbot. .3.
Chessie Sun Jun 17, 2012 10:33 am
I'm having an entire conversation in Japanese with it now.
I find it quite entertaining.
And it helps me test my knowledge. .3.
I find it quite entertaining.
And it helps me test my knowledge. .3.
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Re: Cleverbot. .3.
Chessie Sun Jun 17, 2012 10:42 am
I said "Watashi suki desu AI."
So I pretty much said "I like AI(artificial intelligence."
And it replied "Hai. Suki desu."
So it pretty much said it likes itself. .3.
Yay.
It's funny because I keep confusing it.
So I pretty much said "I like AI(artificial intelligence."
And it replied "Hai. Suki desu."
So it pretty much said it likes itself. .3.
Yay.
It's funny because I keep confusing it.
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